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The Day Superman Died Master Post

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“So I decided to go ahead and upload the absurdly long fan-fic I wrote last year for my Creative Writing final. It was written in about a day so I apologize for any glaring: typos, plot-holes or just general edginess/bad-writing. Please feel free to leave any feed back. It’s give-or-take around 15 chapters. 

i’m gonna use this post as a master-list to link to the chapters, I’ll also have each chapter link back here as well as to the next linear chapter. 

I’ll try to upload these consistently if i see any interest, and hey, if you guys like my writing, maybe i’ll start posting more writing. 

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Chapters 1-7 are up.

The Day Superman Died  Chapter 7: Growth Spurt

Growth Spurt

I wasn’t always big.

I know, it’s hard to believe.

I was the runt of the litter, and when the Hunger-Dogs were asked to give up a child to Granny Goodness, I was the logical first choice.

I don’t blame them…much.

They had few other choices.

Still, though, they knew the torture they were subjecting me to.

Desaad’s twisted experiments to make me stronger.

Granny’s mind-bending torture sessions to make me compliant.

Virman Vundabar’s painful weapon tests and armor fittings.

All of this so I could serve as one of The Furies, Darkseid’s premiere gladiatorial warriors, pledged to fight in Darkseid’s infernal name, whether it be in the fighting pits of Apokolips or the war zones of faraway worlds.

Like I said though, I wasn’t always big.

I was the runt.

I was “Poor Little Barda”.

I was “She will be dead by nightfall”.

I was, fed up.

So I made myself stronger.

I bathed in the Fire Pits of the Phosphorous Springs every morning. Not leaving until I was crying in pain, letting the burns toughen my skin.

I worked alongside the other Hunger-Dogs, lifting twice, thrice, four times as much as them, pushing my muscles to their breaking point, and then far past it.

I entered the X-Pit whenever I could, fending off whatever hellish nightmares laid in the back of my mind. Fighting off my own ego and learning to strengthen my resolve.

I worked myself to the bone, beat myself, bloodied myself, all so that I could be more.

So that I could be strong.

So that I could be Big.

I forged my armor in Vundabar’s iron-furnace, brilliant blue Nth metal chain mail, a golden crown and armor plates to display my pride. A red cloak made from the un-tearable Neo-Cloth that made up Darkseid’s house flags and sigils.

I was no longer the runt, I was Big Barda.

Champion of the Fighting Pits of Apokolips.

The leader of The Female Furies.

I was everything I ever wanted to be.

And Still…I was nothing.

Until I met Scott.

I entered the X-Pit often, always facing the same twisted visions of my own bloated pride, an unfeeling unkillable mirror image of myself that I sparred with on many of my days on Apokolips.

This day was different.

Scott was making one of his last escapes from the Pit when he stumbled across my particular hallucination.

He stopped, breaking his stride, he stared at me, as if lost in a trance, and I stared back, I stared back so intently I almost didn’t see the sword of my nightmare-combatant coming towards him.

But Scott did, he side-stepped the sword and gave me a smile, the first sincere smile I had ever witnessed.

He then said four words, four words that would define my future for years to come.

“There’s always another path.”

Scott was caught that day, he was caught often, but today was different, today, Granny had had enough. She was tired of being humiliated and vowed to execute Scott in front of the Hunger-Dogs to prove a point.

I was to be the one to carry out this slaughter, and as Scott kneeled before me, his hands behind his back, his wrists bonded with power-cuffs, his head on the smashing block, my mace raised above my head.

He smiled up at me again, winked and wiggled his fingers.

“Remember, there’s always another path.”

He was right, but I didn’t need much convincing.

I turned and smashed my mace down on Granny’s head.

In the confusion, Scott and I made our escape. And have been escaping ever since.

This morning, our escape ended. The skies turned red and Darkseid’s wretched demons flooded the city.

We had taken the path we chose, but we had been followed, and today, the world would pay for our mistakes.

But they would not pay alone, nay.

Big Barda will not stand by while others fight for her.

It’s been a long time since my mace has bathed in blood. Since I’ve felt the heat of battle, the sweet taste of victory over a felled combatant.

I give Scott one last kiss goodbye, I will see him again before this is over, he has a plan, or the makings of one…he’s always finding a way.

But until he gets back I have my own path to forge. One built on the backs of my enemies and forged by my triumph.

I used to be so small…

But I chose another path.

Let’s see where it leads…

BOOM.

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Chapter 8: Bigger Than Death

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The Day Superman Died Chapter 6: Larger Than Life

Larger Than Life

My teeth gnash together as I wipe blood and sweat from my brow, I feel the claw marks carved into my face and begin to feel the burn of the Black-Wasp poison Harriet’s claws are dosed with.

I’m largely immune.

Largely.

Her broken teeth offer a horrifying visage as she cackles in my face, her pupils dilated, uncocussed…wild. Her posture as unkempt as her matted green hair, her skin a sickly lime as if the poisons she traded in had permanently tainted her.

I growl and spit out a bit of glowing viscous blood. They’ll have to try a lot harder than that.

That’s when I feel Stompa’s massive boots land on my back, slamming me into the ground.

Touche.

Stompa, the only of the furies to ever match my physical strength, she towers over me, which is no small feat in itself. Her uniform is red like terracotta, making her hulking form resemble a brick wall. I remember when her clothes were white…the dried blood of her fallen enemies has seen to that.

The impact causes a seismic wave that causes Mad Harriet to topple over but she quickly scurries to her feet, screeching her horrid laughter at me.

I grab Stompa by her ankle and swing her around, tossing her into the cackling clawed menace who is really starting to get on my nerves.  

Then I feel it, a knife plunged into my ribs, a petite yet upsettingly slender woman stares up at me, her eyes unblinking as she twists the knife in my gut.

I stumble backward, coughing up some more blood, then I feel the fire, The Fahren Knife. A telekinetic blade that burns its victims from the inside out, activating upon its wielder’s command.

Bernadeth stares at me with her disturbingly calm stare as her knife engulfs my insides in white-hot pain. Her unblinking eyes piercing my soul as I buckle from the pain.

I fall to my knees and as I do, I feel the noose tighten around my neck.

Literally.

Lashina’s whip slips over my throat and tightens instantly her laser-whip isn’t active, hence why my head remains on my body, but I hear her heels click-clack against the concrete as she approaches me from behind.

Lashina…she could have been so much more. She was smart, smarter than the other furies, much smarter than me. I think that’s why Granny made her my replacement, so that she wouldn’t use that brain against her captors.

“It’s hard to believe you were the most promising of us furies so long ago, not really living up to your name, are you…’Big’ Barda?”

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before you take off on the fact that there are outdated memes in black panther (”what are those” and “whip my hair back and forth” are the two i noticed) consider that wakanda is an isolated nation which nevertheless has contact with the outside world. with what minimal contact they have, i really doubt that they would keep up to date on current pop culture. what i’m trying to say here is that black panther uses outdated memes as worldbuilding.

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actually black panther is set in 2016 (a week after civil war) so ‘what are those’ was actually 100% topical. shuri is an advanced memelord

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also movie executives have no idea how long memes last for and thought itd still be funny and interesting

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Counterpoint: everything Shuri says is funny and interesting regardless of what it is

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Also let’s not chastise a movie by a black director and black writers for using humor that started on black Twitter but was then taken over by white meme culture.

Like. We were the ones who made it a tired joke.

The Day Superman Died Chapter 5: Darkseid Is

Darkseid Is.

Darkseid is; a coward. Flat out.

He comes to earth, to pick a fight he knows he can win. He comes not because he truly wants this planet, but because he wants revenge on the one man who ever made him bleed in front of others, Superman.

He’s gotten his revenge, and now, he plans to level this planet and move on to the next. Barda and I have already gotten our gear ready, the green and red bodysuit still fits like a glove, my face mask Vacu-forms to me and suddenly my second-skin activates, lights illuminating all over my body, my cape and collar extend out from my shoulders and the hover discs embedded in the soles of my boots lift me off the floor.

It’s been too long since I wore the ol’ Green and Red.

Barda has her armor on already, god she looks magnificent, towering above me, I can’t help but swoon a bit.

Scott Free you are the luckiest man in the universe.

“Yes, you are.”

She smirks down at me and her words melt me like butter.

“W-what?”

“You were just telling yourself you’re the luckiest man in the universe, I can see it on that smug grin of yours.”

“H-hah… you sure about this honey?”

“Am I sure that I want to kick Darkseid’s teeth in and make a necklace out of them?”

Darkseid is; in big trouble.

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The Day Superman Died  Chapter 4: Miracles

Miracles

A Miracle is an event not explicable by natural or scientific laws.

My birth was a Miracle.

My father, Izaya, our Highfather was at war with his estranged brother, the disgraced prince of Old-Genesis; Uxas.

Uxas had harnessed the Omega Effect, a dangerous forgotten magic that had deformed his mind, causing him to become obsessed with solving the fabled Anti-Life Equation.

This equation was said to show its witnesses the pointlessness of life, thus making them fall slave to whoever harnessed its power.

Uxas used the Omega Effect to build an army dedicated to serving him out of fear. After years of using this dark power, his skin cracked like rock. His eyes became smoldering flames, any signs of shadows of a good man were lost, only a pale reflection of his former self remained, he became the despotic ruler; Darkseid.

My mother Avia, was one of New Genesis’s top generals in the war, and despite her pregnancy, she would still fight on the front lines with the rest of our forces. Avia was a kind woman, she treated Bugs and Gods alike, never talking down to either. Unfortunately, none of that mattered when Granny Goodness impaled her pregnant belly with a power lance.

I shouldn’t have survived, even though the lance missed me by an inch, I was still premature and the energy current from the Nth metal spear tip should have ended my life before it began.

But Like I said, my birth was a miracle.

Izaya…Highfather I mean, had our best Source-Medics tend to Avia and as she passed, she gave me two gifts, the first, the gift of life, the second, she whispered into my father’s ear, her last words “our child…a regular Mr. Miracle”.

She gave me my purpose.

My father didn’t seem to take the cue and named me Scott instead. Unfortunately, my miraculous birth did not mean a sea of smooth sailing. The war waged on for years and it wasn’t until Darkseid and Highfather struck a twisted bargain did the fighting end.

The two estranged brothers would trade a child, one of their sons, to be raised by the other, a show of faith, an act of peace.

I remember Izaya kneeling, so he could look me in the eyes, he didn’t shed a tear, he just said; “Today Scott, today, you usher in a new era of peace.”

I only ever saw it as getting thrown away.

My father received Darkseid’s second born son; Orion.

Listen, I don’t want to paint with a broad stroke, but Orion is an entitled ass-hole.

Darkseid got me…he took one look at me, and shrugged me off, giving me to his paramour.

Darkseid is…an absentee father.

And that is how I came to be in the “loving” care of Granny Goodness, Darkseid’s War-Witch and royal Torture-Smith.

Granny Goodness…what a fucking riot of a name…I wonder why Apokolips decided dramatic irony was a priority.

Granny threw me in a hole and threw away the key…then threw away the hole…and when I say hole, I mean a tesseract of a torture prison that changes and adapts to prey on its occupant’s fears and doubts. The X-Pit. An achievement in psychological and physical torture.

But I wasn’t born a miracle to die in a cage.

So I started to run.

I started to hide.

I started to learn how to escape.

The first rule for any escape artists is that are no rules, only guidelines.

An escape is only an escape if it is worthy of the prison, meaning, couldn’t just run right out, I knew the path, but it wasn’t the point.

The point wasn’t to simply get out, it was to escape, to truly be free.

I couldn’t just leave the X-Pit, I had to conquer it. I had to break it, find every possible escape route, every possible way out so that it could never again hold power over me.

So that SHE could never again hold power over me.

The first escape I discovered was the only one I still have yet to take.

We all have it, the one route we can all travel, the ultimate, and final escape.

But death is a grand escape, it is the escape of everything all at once, it is both too easy and far too significant to waste on the X-Pit.

No, death was to be my final act, and the X-Pit was not final act material.

You see once you realize you have one, then you discover the second rule of escape artistry; “There is always another path.”

Death is our first and last escape, but if there is one, there must be another, and we owe it to ourselves to find as many different paths as we can.

And then one day, I did it.

I exhausted all the X-Pit had to offer me, I left it behind, to find new venues, new prisons, new audiences.

My mother knew my purpose the day I was born, It took me until that day to discover it myself.

On that day I earned my name, I was named Scott at Birth. But after that day.

I was Scott Free.

And I was leaving Apokolips.

I didn’t get out alone though, I made quite a few allies along the way, every great magician needs an assistant….and if Barda ever hears me say that out loud I will be doing my final escape much sooner than expected.

Ah….Barda…she’s larger than life….she is my life…and today, that life is threatened.

I knew my escape would never be permanent, that’s the thing about escapes, they’re temporary,

Because until we die, we are the slaves or mortality, and our only recourse is to escape this realization for as long as possible.

Today it’s getting hard to escape thoughts of death. Looking up in the sky, it feels like final act material.

The world is on fire, Para-Demons swarm the skies, and my monster of a father has just claimed to kill one of the most powerful men on earth.

I’d say…if earth needed anything right now

It’d be a Miracle.

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Chapter 5: Darkseid Is

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